Banjo Kazooie Diary Five: Having the time of our lives.
Last week I was witty and rhetorical. Fuck doing that this week because I played;
Gobi’s Valley
Let’s play a game. ‘Never have I ever’. You take a shot if you agree with me. Ready?
Let’s go.
Never ever have I ever cursed at a game.
Never ever have I ever lost to unfair time trials because a secret technique was necessary.
Never ever have I ever died because I touched fucking sand.
Never ever have I ever had to restart and entire level when I had over 90 of the notes because the camera bugged out.
Never ever have I missed the water level in Ocarina of Time.
Never ever have I ever died in a maze merely due to the timer running out.
Never ever have I ever spat on a game developers graves.
Never ever have I ever thrown a controller.
Never ever have I wished I could put whatever genius it was that came up with the idea for time trial puzzles/races into a deep, dark pit of hell. Read More…